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Old 09-28-2008, 03:06 AM
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Biggrin prostitute and the pharmacist

why was the prostitute's face all bloody
after giving the pharmacist a blow job...?


because her LIPITOR


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Old 09-28-2008, 12:50 PM
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not going there lol
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:52 PM
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and you thought of this one how? lol
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:30 PM
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and you thought of this one how? lol
hehehehehe....yep
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:20 AM
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poor hooker, now she'll know to always check for body jewelery first
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:12 AM
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i was thinking it was a cockfight (chicken fight) and she got her big face into it
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