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Old 03-14-2005, 11:15 PM
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Wink Claude the Hypnotist



Claude the Hypnotist
It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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Old 03-14-2005, 11:23 PM
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:25 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:39 AM
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what program did you use to make the emoticons with my name in it?
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There's a website you can use to make them, then save them, though I can't remember it.

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Old 03-15-2005, 05:59 PM
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There's a website you can use to make them, then save them, though I can't remember it.

Hilarious!
if you find it plse post it...
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:44 PM
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:55 AM
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