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Old 12-14-2006, 12:54 AM
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Riddles anyone?

Riddles anyone?

Try figure these ones out from the official NZ Army site lol:

What phrase is shown in the figure below?
s-n-o-w


Two barrels each contain the same amount of water. The water temperature in one barrel is 49ºF and in the other it's 29ºF. Two golf balls of the same size and weight are dropped from the same height into the barrels. Which ball will touch the bottom of the barrel first?


Two snowboarders in front of a snowboarder, two snowboarders behind a snowboarder, one snowboarder in the middle. How many snowboarders are there?


Before Mt Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?


Two men and their sons go skiing. They only have three pairs of skis between them. Even so, all are able to ski. How?


There are twelve ski gloves in a drawer: six red ski gloves and six blue ski gloves. The room is completely dark; you can’t see. How many ski gloves must you take from the drawer before you can guarantee you have a pair of red ski gloves?


If you took five grenades from a container of 21 grenades, how many grenades would you have?


A young boy salutes a General. The boy is the General's son, but the General is not his father. What relation is the General to the boy?


You have arrived outside a one-story green building. Everything inside and out is greeen. The walls are green, the floow is green and even the beds are green. What colour are the stairs?


You are in a convoy of supply vehicles. What position are you in if you overtake the truck in second place?


An army supply truck is stuck under a low bridge and can't go forwards or backwards. How do you get out?


I've got an extra hard ass one that 98% of world population can't figure out too.

I've seen the answers for it but still I don't actually remember all of them and I don't know how to figure it out anyway lol.

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Old 12-14-2006, 01:22 AM
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<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">dashing through the snow (tis the season</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">Depends if the golf ball is going fast enough to break through ice </font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">3</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">Mt Everest, though some say mt Kea in Hawaii is bigger than everest...</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">3 generations of the same family..</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">8</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">5</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">Either True and adopted father of the Gen. is the mother. </font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">Stairs in a 1 story building?</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">2nd place</font></td></tr></table>

<table><tr><td bgcolor="FF0000"><font color="#FF0000">Let the air of the tyres enough so it can go though</font></td></tr></table>
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Old 12-14-2006, 11:32 AM
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!orb thgir era meht fo llA

(Backwards bro. ^^)

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Old 12-14-2006, 05:30 PM
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How bout this one

I want to bring in a Teddy Bear to school, but my teacher says ok if we dont laugh at it

We are in 11th grade, i bring in the teddy bear and everybody laughs, why did they laugh?
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:54 PM
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They were laughing at you because you were in the 11th grade holding a teddy bear lol.

Right or wrong? You do the math lol.

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Old 12-14-2006, 08:26 PM
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No
lets see who gets it.. it took 8 years for me to figure it out my best freind told me this
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:40 PM
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A cat always lands on his feet

A buttered peice of bread always lands buttered side down

place the buttered side up on the cat's back, how will the cat land?





and lucky i have no idea
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:52 AM
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A cat always lands on his feet

A buttered peice of bread always lands buttered side down

place the buttered side up on the cat's back, how will the cat land?





and lucky i have no idea
The cat lands by quickly eating the toast > cat gets more fat > cat lands > cat survives?
Meh, whatever!

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Old 12-18-2006, 12:19 PM
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The cat will land on his feet.
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:39 PM
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How bout this one

I want to bring in a Teddy Bear to school, but my teacher says ok if we dont laugh at it

We are in 11th grade, i bring in the teddy bear and everybody laughs, why did they laugh?
Opposite day? lol i dunno!
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:08 PM
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Opposite day? lol i dunno!
SpongeBob lol.

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Old 12-18-2006, 04:20 PM
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I want to bring in a Teddy Bear to school, but my teacher says ok if we dont laugh at it

We are in 11th grade, i bring in the teddy bear and everybody laughs, why did they laugh?
Cause your teacher said it in first year/reception or something, and its now 11th grade?
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