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Old 07-01-2004, 07:32 AM
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Biggrin Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Old 07-01-2004, 07:40 AM
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lmao, n1 m8
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:42 PM
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:26 PM
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lmfao nice!
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Old 07-03-2004, 06:40 AM
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LMAO Stalker superb bro!!!!

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Old 07-03-2004, 09:33 AM
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lmfao!
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Old 07-03-2004, 09:53 AM
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dang that was good roflmfao
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that is the best aint it...I guess Michaels a naughty guy 'nt he?
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that is the best aint it...I guess Michaels a naughty guy 'nt he?
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