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Old 07-14-2004, 09:15 AM
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One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, “There comes the a$$hole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

Her friend promptly replied, “Don't you have a vase?”
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Old 07-14-2004, 09:16 AM
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AHAH LMAO, thats good n1
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Old 07-14-2004, 09:43 AM
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lmfao!!!
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Old 07-14-2004, 12:07 PM
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:09 PM
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i dont get it lol does the vase represent like another women to do that?
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Old 07-14-2004, 02:01 PM
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lmao! good 1
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Old 07-14-2004, 02:07 PM
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lol skin are u serrious u don't get it
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:15 PM
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i dont get it lol does the vase represent like another women to do that?
umm how do I put this....She puts her legs in the air meaning her husband wants to have sex with her, and her girlfriend thinks she uses her....ummm female parts to hold the flowers....does that make sense Skin?

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Old 07-14-2004, 05:31 PM
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skin....ur a ****in retard. lol
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sonofabitch!
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Old 07-14-2004, 06:41 PM
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ROFLMFAO
sound like her friend is a Blond would say.
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