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The Goodnight Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home.
Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
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think i read this some other place. but i love it still anyways n1
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hahahahahah hahahaha!
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i've heard a similar joke ... a little more crude though
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my take on this;
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'about a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My Grand parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's going to see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on and her grand mother of 92 age steps out in her see through night grown, hair all in a hairnet & warring a face mask. In a sleepy voice the grand mother says: "Your grand father says! to go ahead & give him a big wet kiss or he will do it him self or I’ll going to be the one who give him the kiss of his life? grand father all so says, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his big freaky hand off the intercom button!" The grand mother at this time is putting on some lip gloss on to her lips getting ready to give the boy the big kiss of his life, the boy watching the grand mother action then at that time! the grand mother smack her lips together the boy pass out onto the porch and the grand mother says all the young boys do that when they watch me as i smacking my lips together sad
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lol @ Williams
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It was originally a commercial that aired during the superbowl a few years back, but wasn't talking about just a kiss.
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