Beautiful

[Stalker61]

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”

“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.

“Excellent, Michael!”

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, ......just f*cking beautiful!’”

[VooDoo-]

lmfao

[bigsmellyfart]

If i ever have a Daughter i think i will name her " Pregnant "
so every time her school teacher or (whoever ) askes her her name she can say " I'm pregnant ! "

[Hellfighter]

Stalker61
love the Punch line really good 1

[BADDOG]

LMAO excellent Stalker!!!!


Regards

[staffy bull]

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