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Old 03-27-2004, 11:06 PM
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PARENTS!

WHY PARENTS GET GRAY HAIR!!

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered,

"Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered,
"No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again, the small voice whispered,
"No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked the child,
"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen," came the
whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice, the child answered,
"The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated,
the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with
a muffled ,giggle
"Me."
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Old 03-27-2004, 11:14 PM
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yeah, that was posted here a while ago. funny tho
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Old 03-28-2004, 01:36 AM
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first time i seen it A++ really nice one.
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Old 03-28-2004, 05:12 AM
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Lol lol another very good 1 bro!

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Old 03-28-2004, 09:28 AM
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LMFAO...... good one
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Old 03-28-2004, 08:34 PM
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:07 PM
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i like that one , keep up the good work !
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