1 sentance per post guys!

[--BulletMagnet--]

i thanked you guys but killed you anyway

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

And nova-dude steps on a fly, slips, and breaks his neck, and while he is in a desperate struggle to fix it, Squirmitz comes out of somewhere, greets novadude happy D-day, and turns his arse into Hairy Mexicanish Marmalade Mush Magic with his M61A2 Vulcan minigun in a swish of an airborne aardvark's tail, because some little turd opened the soul box.

[Mstenger404]

i shoot squirmitz with my m240 from the top of a building set to *invulnerable* and squirmitz dies and squirmz like a pig thats been shot in the head. novadude respawns with his presents, and starts gunning down squirmit'z followers.

[--BulletMagnet--]

another present i got was a .50 cal on wheels so i only aimed for squirmitz and spawn armor couldnt even save him. im afraid thats the end of his part of the story

[Grenademan]

and just to make sure, i ran over the corpse with ten Leviathans. (i commanded one while the others were being controlled by bots that had somehow ended up here)

[Chrispy]

We asked novadude why he started shooting at us... and he said he was testing out his guns on someone... Friendly Fire wasn't on soooooooooooooooooooooo that's all sweet! Ahh, we have twenty layers of Kevlar on anyways!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

anyone see megiddo?

looks like squirmitz can be that evil guy

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Mstenger404, Chris_OJB_DF645 and Front-Liner open their packets of cold rations and start eating and celebrating nova-dude's B-day, Meanwhile, Squirmitz still has managed to respawn, and he is at present floating with a donkey in a muddy pond in the middle of the middle eastern desert, wearing nothing but a kaffiyeh and his miserable shortey short bulletproof shorts, and he is fixing his 2-dollar walkie-talkie, eating a humungous wad of hashish and cleaning his .50 caliber revolvers, getting ready for a terrorist attack unlike anything the world had ever known.

[Sen]

A blunt force knocks Squirmitz out of his living daylights, waking up, facing a hot lamp, surrounded by what seems to be some extremely advanced technology; after observing the computers, a figure appears in the hall, eating some tuna, is Mstenger with a beating whip and a lie detector.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Squirmitz kicks Msteneger 404 in the left nostril and heads for the desert to gather up his army of dogzillions of bearded men, armed with kalashnikovs, queerd middle-eastern daggers, RPGs and Heavy MGs then they all march into the battlefield, then, the great Squirmitz, wearing a 24-carat gold toilet seat around his neck, declares, "This is it. Iv'e seen this in my dreams. this is the face of war. This is the point of no dog. This is where lemons become limes and limes become lemons.", then he flicks his fingers, and it starts raining sugar-coated ice-cream cones, and a hundred laser-guided missiles descend from the heavens, turning the ground red with *Seraph*, Mstenger404, nova-dude, Chris_OJB_DF645 and Front liner's blood before they could swallow the bugs inside their mouths.

[Mstenger404]

we respawned and i dropped another supply drop on squirmitz

[Chrispy]

For God's sake, we killed Sgt. Squirmy Toes already! These posts do not exist! If ~Sgt.Squirmitz~ posts, then just continue on acting like he never replied!

We had more parties of ~Sgt.Squirmitz~ dying and we all had fresh champagne in vanilla ice!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Squirmitz realizes that he's already dead, so he possesess Chris_OJB_DF645 and strangles Mstenger, Front-liner, nova-dude and Seraph to death with Chris's shorts.

[Grenademan]

and then we all respawned and with a simple click of our fingers the dogzillion army was vanquished and squirmitz was sent into the farthest reaches of space where he could only declare wars and wreak havoc on himself. Meanwhile, the rest of us celebrated and got insanely drunk...

[Mstenger404]

and started pointlessy killing eachother

[Chrispy]

We started shooting each other like hell for practice and started firing hamburgers and cheap McDonald's fatty fries, etc! We were having so much fun! Heaps of bloody fun!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

Mysteriously, everyone's bullets are transformed into candies, grenades turned into steak, and guns changed to peashooters.

[--BulletMagnet--]

so we just started shooting into each others mouths but soon our hershey bar ammo melted in our guns and they jammed so we turned off the mod and went back to regular bullets.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then a fiery, flaming mass that is Squirmitz crashes from space into *Seraph, nova-dude, Mstenger404, and Chris_OJB_DF645, turning the ground red and white with ketchup and mayo.

[Grenademan]

and then i shoot squirmitz with a fallen comrades M4 and leap around chanting: "YOU MISSED ME! YOU MISSED ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then *Seraph, nova-dude, Mstenger404 and Chris_OJB_DF645 all respawned.