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#8323
08-21-2010, 02:17 PM
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what is this?! no quote of the day!?!
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 
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#8325
08-21-2010, 02:42 PM
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Daves' dumb laws of the Week :
New York State : ■It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ■A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. ■A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. ■In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. ■In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. ■In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. ■In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. ■In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. New York City ■You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. ■Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. ■It is illegal to have permit dancing in an establishment that sells food without a cabaret license. ■It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." ■Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
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#8326
08-21-2010, 04:56 PM
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ive read all the NYC ones, these NYS ones are new tho....
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8331
08-24-2010, 06:47 PM
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rofl
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8332
08-24-2010, 06:50 PM
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" Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok "
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#8333
08-25-2010, 03:41 PM
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Daves' quote of the Day :
“Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.” ~ Barack Obama (joking at an October 2008 charity event)
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#8334
08-26-2010, 11:12 AM
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didn't know the President had a sense of humor
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8338
08-28-2010, 04:13 PM
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Haha
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8340
08-29-2010, 07:44 AM
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Ramirez, Eat the C4!
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