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joke about a duck
A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and
> >> a ham sandwich. > >> The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a > >> duck". "I see your eyes are working," replies the > >> duck. > >> "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. > >> "I see your ears are working," says the duck, "Now > >> can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" > >> "Certainly," says the landlord, "sorry about that, > >> it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you > >> doing round this way?" > >> > >> "I'm working on the building site across the road" > >> explains the duck. So the duck drinks his beer, eats > >> his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. > >> Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader > >> of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says > >> to him; "You're with the circus aren't you? I know > >> this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus > >> he talks, drinks beer and everything!" "Sounds > >> marvellous" says the ringleader, "get him to give me a > >> call." So the next day, the duck comes into the pub. > >> The landlord says, > >> "Hey Mr Duck. I reckon I can line you up with > >> a top job paying really good money!" > >> "Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?" > >> "At the circus" says the landlord. > >> "The circus?" the duck enquires. > >> "That's right," replies the landlord. > >> "The circus? That place with the big tent? With all > >> the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the > >> middle?" asks the duck. "That's right!" says the > >> landlord. The duck looks confused. > >> > >> "What the **** do they want with a plasterer?" |
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