Never Retire.

[bigsmellyfart]

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the
front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this
was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return
trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying
naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went
inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying
naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale."

[Mstenger404]

lol!