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Definition of guts and balls
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*se and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty." |
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lol!
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lol!
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hehe i dunno how long he would have balls for tho
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posted b4, but lol
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nice one
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haha good one steve
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only if she behaves herself...
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G1 steve-o
lol
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rofl that's halarious .. nice one
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