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Old 05-31-2006, 04:44 PM
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Biggrin the blond

I went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuuuuusssseee me."

By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The message 'TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car!"
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Old 05-31-2006, 05:42 PM
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:24 PM
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lmfao!!!!
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:26 PM
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Old 05-31-2006, 10:04 PM
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