What Does This Mean?

[mrg]

!!!WARNING!!! EXPLITIC CONTENT READER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED!

A Boy Aged 5 Walks Up to His Mum and Says "Mum, What Does P3n15 and Vag1n4 mean?
The Mum Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story "Erm...... They Mean Hats And Coats Honey"

Later He Goes Upstairs To The Bathroom And His Dad is Shaving, But The Dad cuts himself and shouts "Sh*t"
The Boy Hears and Asks "Dad What Does Sh*t Mean?"
The Dad Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story"Erm.... it Means Shaving Foam"

The Boy Goes Downstairs and See's His Mum Cutting The Turkey For a Party They Are Holding, His Mum Cuts Her hand and She Cries "F*CK!"
The Boy Hears And Asks "Mum What Does F*ck Mean?"
The Mum Is Shocked and Doesnt Want to Say so she makes up a Cover Story "Erm..... It Means To Cut The Turkey"


Later The Guests Arrive And The Boy Answers The Door And Says The Following:
(I AGAIN EXPRESS WARNING,THOOSE WHO FOUND THE PREVIOUS OFFENCIVE DONT READ ON!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) " Hello Ladies And Gentlemen Leave Your P3n15'ses And V4g1a's Here, Dads Upstairs Wiping The Sh*t Off His Face and Mum's In The Kitchen F***ing The Turkey!"


Lol if this Breaks The Rules Of The Mature Jokes Borad then i am sorry and will remove the Post after being Notifyied.

[Hellfighter]

its fine

got to say thats was really good.

will some joke tin to lean to people privet parts and we like to keep it some what low key on that, other wise we are cool

[mrg]

kk thanks i just didnt wank to be banned from the Nova Forums