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10-16-2010, 01:55 PM
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A head
Once there was a guy that was born with only a head. He got around pretty good and fell in love with a girl on his street. One day he rolled down to her house and knocked on the door KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. She answered and picked him up asking what he wanted. He spoke up saying " I love you will you marry me. In a pissed off voice she said "Why should I marry you? Your just a head" and tossed him like a bowling ball back towards his house.
That night he prayed to God "Oh God when I wake up in the morning please make me anything but a head" The next day he awoke and God had answered his prayer. He was now a grape. All excited he rolled down to his girl friend's house and knocked on the door again SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT. She answered and again picked him up asking what he wanted now. He said "Will you marry me now?" She answered "Why should I marry you? You are just a grape." She then slapped her hands together smashing him flatter than a pancake. The moral of the story Stop while your a head. 
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10-16-2010, 09:25 PM
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oh wow, lol
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