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Old 09-10-2010, 04:08 AM
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Benny's Beard
A guy named Benny was going through some old boxes and found an old urn. He was rubbing the dust off it when it started to smoke and then a Jenny appeared. The Jenny said I will grant you all you want but if you ever shave again in your life you will turn into an urn. Benny had it all money, cars, boats, women, and everybody loved him. But after about 20 years Benny's beard was starting to give him a lot of trouble. One day he got his foot tangled in it and fell right on his face. That was the last straw and he took a razor and started cutting it off and bang, Benny turned into an urn. The moral of the story is "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned"
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Old 09-10-2010, 09:50 AM
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Ah, but what about trimming!?
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:23 AM
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hahah, nice one.
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Old 09-10-2010, 04:37 PM
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You must be thinking about the other Benny. The Benny I'm talken about didn't own a trimmer.
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:23 PM
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Aw, no scissors either?
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Old 09-14-2010, 06:40 PM
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Ah ...
Hair today, gone tommorrow ?
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