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Old 06-22-2005, 12:13 AM
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90yrs old lady and a teenager of 19yrs

out to see on a ocean-liner, the ship sank and these two were left on a raft they made it to a inland safe and sound, there was a lot of food on the inland and the lad was looking at the old women thinking how she starting to look really good, as the days gone by. now they been on that inland for 13mo now, as more time gone by they be come more and more of a man and wife without the sex part of it. more time gone by now 5yrs. the US-Navy was in the area training they sent some navy seals to the inland to train there and get out without being seen by others, they finish the mission training and gone back to the ship. they were debrief and report what they seen on the inland.

Sir we like to report there are a man and a women on the inland, they seem very much in love with each other there sir.

what was they doing when you seen them, they was in the water washing each other backs and singing sire a weird song of joy and happiness of life. we think they are marry sir. last sir the women is really old and the man is really Young.

officer says how they get there no one come into a testing fire range of the Navy? go get them before they get kill. strange lovers these are.
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Old 06-22-2005, 01:00 AM
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Old 06-22-2005, 01:10 AM
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you really like to know?

it happens all the time.

na really the navy seal seeing them washing each other in the water, and had reported in to the officer.
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Old 06-22-2005, 01:13 AM
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lol whattttt
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i dont get it either...
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:05 PM
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thats too bad, gee think if you was in that navy seals shoes and had to report what you seen? a old women and a young man in the nude washing each other would you like to report it? no nether would i.
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