1 sentance per post guys!

[Grenademan]

LMAO after being hopelessly defeated by mstenger's rampage, I try to rake up what kills i can. HEADSHOT! PANCAKE!....erm...flatens some otehr baddies with the ultra slow Paladin, ultimately activating the plasma shield to deflect the heavy incoming fire. Almost overwhelmed (i said ALMOST) by the enemy infantry, there was no choice but to activate the laser shockwave thing, blasting the enemy in all directions. Then, before an AVRiL would blow up the paladin, i quickly lunged out of it, doing the slow mo leap of faith as the ridiculously huge explosion blew out behind me.

[--BulletMagnet--]

then someone got banned from having a skin so we all turned off our halo skins

[Sen]

Then novadude fell on mstenger.

[Mstenger404]

i walked around with him on my head and we went to a ladder that i couldnt jump on so me and nova jumped at the same time to get there and nova found a nuke launcher from the mod.

[--BulletMagnet--]

im going to ruin it....

so then we threw a hamburger on it

[Sen]

A fruitcake fell on Chris and Mstenger while stuffing more hamburgers into the rocket launcher.

[--BulletMagnet--]

LOL, i like this, then we threw more hamburgers into it and then the launcher launched and an explosion of hamburgers went everywhere, a piece of lettuce went over my head so i caught it and threw it at someone.then everyone sat down and laughed and we ate hamburgers in the server.LOL

[Mstenger404]

lunch time was over then we went back to our positions and waited for everyone to say ready then we started the killing again.

[Sen]

Front-liner farts on Mstenger repeatedly.

[--BulletMagnet--]

lol, then mstenger poopies on frontliner and they start peeing on each other then every1 takes a bathroom brake at the bathrooms n the server.Then we played baseball using the bullets as balls and the gns as bats and i hit a homerun

[Sen]

A gay sysop piggy-back rides mstenger, while novadude just stands back and does nothing.

[Mstenger404]

lawllawllaughinglawlnoobfaglawl

[--BulletMagnet--]

mstenger is mumbling in excitement

[Mstenger404]

shall i put spaces in between there?

lawl lawl laughing lawl noob fag lawl

[Sen]

Mstenger shoves a delayed frag grenade up a random player's ass.
A sniper shoots front-liner in the head, and novadude is still trying to find a way to eat that fruitcake.

[Mstenger404]

the random player explodes and flies into a girlie players bathroom and all the female players shoot at him saying ewww gross get out you fag.

[Chrispy]

I ate so much hamburgers I had the most runniest poo so me, Mstenger404, novadude, and Seraph had a plan... we made sure the hole that the poo goes through when we go for a poo leads to the enemy's bunker, and since I was busting, I went for the runniest poo ever!
DOUBLE $#!T, MULTI $#!T, MEGA $#!T, ULTRA $#!T, LUDICRIS $#!T, HOLY $#!T, GRID IRON $#!T, TOILET $#!T, VENUS $#!T, N00BTASTIC $#!T, N00BALICOUS $#!T, BLOWFISH $#!T, OVERSTENCHIFICATION $#!T! Wow... the whole bunker exploded and it smelt so bad the enemy didn't even fire at us!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

we were invulnerable since Tk is off, the bad guys outside the bunker were gased to death, and the guys inside drowned to death. poor souls

[Sen]

More gay sysops fall from the sky and attach onto every player in the game, novadude chewing on his fruitcake, and chris looking down at his RPG barrel.

[Mstenger404]

here comes fps dave, "boom headshot gotta go!