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Old 02-18-2004, 11:06 AM
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Tongue The dead guy (very inresting)
There was this really rich guy that died. In his will it said that he would give all of his money to this hospital IF he was present at EVERY board meeting. Now whats odd about this? Well the guy is dead . So what they did is dressed his body up and put in a chair during every board meeting.


They did this for 90 YEARS!!!
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Old 02-18-2004, 05:35 PM
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0... they stopped having board meetings... i guess...
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Old 02-18-2004, 05:56 PM
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How long did they keep this up? Try and gusse!
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:30 PM
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i just did... i guessed that they didn't keep it up at all...
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:36 PM
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hehe they did for a long time....
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:10 PM
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They did this for 90 years!
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:39 PM
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is that the age he died at? if not...i don't get it :S
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:46 PM
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lol I repeat it:

There was this really rich guy that died. In his will it said that he would give all of his money to this hospital IF he was present at EVERY board meeting. Now whats odd about this? Well the guy is dead . So what they did is dressed his body up and put in a chair during every board meeting.


They did this for 90 YEARS and then got rid of his body in the board meetings!
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:01 PM
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i don't get it :S
ya i'm with this one.
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:03 PM
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call me stupid...but..i still don't get it...
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:20 PM
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nah, man, i'm right there with ya. what's the joke?
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:06 AM
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wow its not a joke its just somthing thats intresting... I try to make it simpiler...
-There was a rich guy
-He died
-In his will it said that he wanted to donate all of his money to a hospital
-But his body must be at every board meeting (he is dead)
-The kept his body in every board meeting for 90 years
-After 90 years they burried it
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:53 PM
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how could he be there for 90 yrs. it has to be false b/c the body would stink and decapate then disinagrate, right? no way for 90 yrs.
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:50 AM
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lol well they must of presurved it some how hmm...
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:03 AM
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easier to just have his skeleton
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:33 AM
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I think you are all missing the point.

If the guy is dead and has already left all of his money to the hospital, why were they stupid enough to keep proping him up in the board meetings? Its not as if he was ever going to know if they didn't!!!

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Old 02-21-2004, 11:38 AM
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yeah, but relatives might find out and then take the money for themselves on the basis of the terms of the will being violated by the hospital, and they're next of kin. i say, just stop having board meetings, or rename the hospital, but wtf is this 90 years BS?
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guy do you have the full story on this dead guy? reason your leaving something out of it. we get it he was dead they keep it up at the meeting with his dead body.

when did they started up this and when did they stop it? and the hosp/name.

one thing i do know a hosp can do many things with bodys and one of them is keeping them clean of all things mainly froozing them up is one thing, they start to stick up the place were they having the meeting its over for the day.
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Old 02-21-2004, 03:33 PM
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lol I do not know that many details... my teacher told us this he tells us things things all the time that are true...
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Old 02-21-2004, 04:36 PM
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Thats different lol
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