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Old 11-22-2010, 03:05 PM
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A blond goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blond replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'


The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it & I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees & allows the blond to work as usual.

A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blond.

He looks out from his office & sees the blond crying hysterically..

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blond. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
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Old 11-22-2010, 04:21 PM
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Old 11-22-2010, 04:26 PM
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:04 AM
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Hah pretty good
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