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Old 10-07-2005, 12:11 PM
RECON ONE_UK is offline RECON ONE_UK
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Biggrin auch,m8!

A man is walking on the street and he needs to pee,so he walks in the first cafe he see's and asks the ober "where is the wc?"
the ober:"the man's room is closed,butt if you're quick u can go to the women's.

and so he goes to the women's.

and after done peeing he see's 3 buttons and he takes a look at number 1
"cw"
and he presses it..
"cold water,we should have that too in the man's room"

and so he looks at button 2
"ww"
and he presses it
"warm water,we should have that to really nice"

and then he looks at button 3
"ATR"
and he presses it...
and suddenly everyting turns black...

He wakes up at the hospital,and asks "What happend?"
The doctor answers
"U pressed the ONLY button not suitable for men in the women's room.
"the AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER"



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plz folks i know my english sucks,butt atleast i got good humor!
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Old 10-07-2005, 03:14 PM
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LOL
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:13 PM
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:42 AM
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Biggrin

Lol not bad at all!!!!

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Old 10-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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LOL, nice one
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Old 10-08-2005, 04:59 PM
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oh no! :0
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