Fact -o- rama

[bigsmellyfart]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work?)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing!)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

[Lucky]

Lol.. sex for pleasure

[Sen]

Hmm, sex for business, 30 minute orgasms, atomic farts. very ROFL-ish.

Yup

[bigsmellyfart]

guess that would be a really bigsmellyfart

[Mstenger404]

lmao

[Hellfighter]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

i get a lot of house wife's call me all the time on the telephone! to stay at their home hours on end, i still can't make out what the bed has to do with the sink in the bathroom, anyways hours on end funny good time at it all.

when the husband for one home i know or at lease seen i was walking by next i know the wife she come out running then dragging me into the house to help her with her pain in the back the rest is history.

there are not that many real male nymphs around who can turn a female on the right way, keep searching you find one. if not in the next 20yrs to 50yrs.

we go by butterfly as a neck name, we go to other female's butterfly's to mate and keep on going and going none stop. we are hard to find.

its a special art to get a girl going right! it take two to be happy (jollies off) one side it sucks

[Mstenger404]

oh wait, ist that one of those things that steve posted a while ago in the general chat?