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Old Men
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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LMFAO!!!! G1
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Think it is kinda old or I have heard something similar but I thought it was good.
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nice post Atholon !
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same joke was posted here a year ago lol...still n1
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Like I said it was probably already posted here.
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Lol heard it before but still very funeeee!!!!
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