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Old 10-01-2006, 09:19 PM
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Wink [blonde] extra milk remove

Seem a blond mother to be had twins still born in unknown state

The doctor told her that’s she need to lose all that breast milk soon, she has too much for her body to handle.

So she was driving home for 2 hour’s, as she was going home she seen a dairy farm thinking they milk cows all the time! so she drive to the farm walk up the barn were they milk the cows and ask the farmer were can she hookup some suckers to her breast to remove the milk from her?

The farmer said hell you go to my house over there I be right with you in 5min.

Blond ask how should I dress?

Farmer said hell no need to be dress it be over in 10min come as you are now.

Blonde went to the house.

Farmer show’s up with a potable sucker unit 15bls and very large needles.

Blonde ask what the needles for?

Farmer they to kill the pain you be getting soon.

Blonde says no need for that! And pass out.

Farmer call local police dept says he has another crazy blonde who need help?

Police officer shows up and says OMG not another? “blonde milker” this is the 5th one this month. Like to get my hands on that doctor telling these fool blonds to get their milk remove.

Sorry not that good I made it as I did it up.

i am a bet blank to night.
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:32 PM
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