CS 1.6 being stupid...no surprise

[Grenademan]

I installed this game for the soul purpose of playing against those PODbots made especially for CS 1.6....BUT, the only way i could play against em, was if i "updated" em off the net and into the file system itself. However, MY computer is not connected to the net, so i came up with the idea of:

1. Installed the game onto mum's computer.
2. Find "YapB bots"...can only find an internet updater thing, use it anyway.
3. It updates whatever it had to update.
4. I tested it on mum's computer. (There are PODBots alright, but this computer is ****e at playing games).
5. Copy the Valve folder and shortcut onto MP3 player
6. Transport to my computer, paste everything onto it.
7. Game starts up fine, i configure settings etc and choose a map.
8. Loading...
9...

10. Tried different ways to bypass this annoyance.

I come up with nothing. Is there a command line that would just, skip the searching for server thing, all i want to do is have a LAN game with some bots!

PLEASE NOTE: The computer that screenshot was taken on, is on MY computer which is NOT connected to the internet. I did try to install the game itself on my computer, it works fine, loads up normally, only problem is the bots suck...so you can sort of picture my situation.

Thanks in advance.