David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run .

[atholon]

[Dr. Bullet]

Great one!

[Rampage.]

haha gotta love dave, tho i like conan and leno better