Blond Girls and Delta Force

[DBC JungleHyena]

Why did they start allowing Blond haired girls becomming Delta Force Special Forces Recruits?
Because the old sleeping-bags were crap!

Why did the first Delta Force Blond Girl ever, ...refuse to wear nothing else then a mini-skirt, so refusing to wear normal army gear??
Because she felt she could adjust quicker to the overall male dominated Delta Forces, ... crawling down in the mud with a mini-skirt, ... having all the dirt crawling up her legs!

Why did the second Delta Force Blond Girl die, ... while jumping from a plane?
The color of her parachute didn't match her outfit, ... so why wear it?!

Why did the third Delta Force Blond finish last on the Yearly Delta Force Marathon, eventhough with her leg-muscle-condition, she could have finished first??
Because she always liked to cum after the men.

Why are the Delta Force Blondes so great to take along at dangerous missions as interpreters? ... Though they can't even speak their own language very well...??
Because even enemy soldiers understand the oral language "HEAD"!!

Why do the Delta Forces not allow their Blondes to carry heavy guns anymore?
Because these heavy vibrating guns caused to many ... ... friendly fire incidents.

Why will there be no children born in Iraq in the next 20 years?
Because the Delta Force Blondes misunderstood the command "Keep ahead of the enemy" for "Keep a head of the enemy". They knew how to give head, ... now they kept it too.

[Hellfighter]

Why the navy don't let blonds girls on their sub at all:
When they hear deep six them, blonds’ girls think they mean deep sex them. To many orgies going on the sub 9 out 10 they sink.