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Old 01-11-2013, 10:07 PM
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Late Night Phone Call To The Vet

A dog lover, who had a dog which was a female and "in heat', agreed to look
after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs
apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful
howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs
locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although
it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone then place it down alongside the dogs. I will then
call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his
erection and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked on me," the vet replied.



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Old 01-12-2013, 01:09 AM
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