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Kangaroo Mischief
http://home.iprimus.com.au/michellejbailey/Jokes.htm
An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?" The man replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!" Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel." They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further on, more recurrences of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?" The manager says, 'S'truth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo?" Chris
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sorry chris don't care much for this one. do to i like sexy kangaroo walking and humping around. j/k
not bad at all, only nasty
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