Chinese Proverbs 2009

[Hellfighter]

CHINESE PROVERBS


*Man who run in front of car get tired.

*Man who run behind car get exhausted.

*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

*Man with one chopstick go hungry.

*Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

*Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth

*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

*Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

*Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

*Man who luagh to much outloud, a hard slap on the back will stop him real fast. good way for wife to get the upper hand in husband.

*wife who catch better half cheating! should do the same only with husband tie to a chair to watch his wife do it with six other man all at the same time. getting even feel so good!