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2 nuns
2 nuns, Sister Mathemetical (SM)and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. > > > SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past > thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. > > SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. > > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What > can we do? > > SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. > > SM: It's not working. > > SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He > started to walk faster too. > > SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. > > SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll > go this way. He cannot follow us both. > > So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. > Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has > happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. > > SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! > > SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so > he followed me. > > SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? > > SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could > and he started to run as fast as he could. > > SM: And? > > SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. > > SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? > > SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. > > SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? > > SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. > > SM: Oh, no! What happened then? > > SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than > a man with his pants down........ > > (and those of you who thought it would be dirty, say 3 Hail Mary's > and get back to work!!) |
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