Mature

[KU43]

With all the chicken jokes I thought I would post one of my own.
Q: Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A: He had his dick stuck in a chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and Barack Obama?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a bicycle seating Barack Obama and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The dirt bag is on the inside of the vacuum cleaner.

Q:If Barack Obama and Joe Biden were on a boat and the boat sank in shark infested waters who would survive?
A: America

Q: What do you call 20 felons surrounding Barack Obama?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What do you have when Barack is up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: Why doesn't Michell Obama ware any panties when she goes to a picnic?
A: It keeps the flies off the chicken.
Well I started with chicken and ended with chicken so I'm done.

I do have one question for my friends in Great Briton What do you think about obama giving Russia your top secret information on the size, range, and fire power for your nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine fleet to get his worthless treaty signed?