Mature:

[bigsmellyfart]

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup
of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,

'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes,

Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and

later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and

gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you,

what are you?’


She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking

about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,

I think about naked women. When I shower, I think

about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about

naked women. It seems everything makes me think of

naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other

side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out

I'm a lesbian.’

[skinny killer]

Lol

[Sam]

Wow milk, you come up with the greatest jokes ever.

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by Sam

Wow milk, you come up with the greatest jokes ever.

what does milk letters stand for outside of
a white liquid...?

[RedrumSalad]

Mom
I
Like to
Kick

lol

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by RedrumSalad

Mom
I
Like to
Kick

lol

thats what the baby says in the womb and mommy says
" Son... the bladders not a football..."

[ShArP]

lol

[skinny killer]

Originally Posted by bigsmellyfart

thats what the baby says in the womb and mommy says
" Son... the bladders not a football..."

"Registered User", should read "NHQ Comedian".

[bigsmellyfart]

Jr. says " but mom its time for the world cup... "

[skinny killer]

ok that one flew over my head, but the first one was funny

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by skinny killer

ok that one flew over my head, but the first one was funny

soccer is called football...jr gona need to practice

[Sam]

Rofl

[dave61]

lol