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10-23-2002, 11:56 AM
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WOMAN~V~MAN
TRUTH or FICTION !
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....   HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up Naked with Beer........... 
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10-23-2002, 01:47 PM
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ummmmm
not a beer drinker myself
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Look what the "Devil" made me do! I have lost my mind, can you help me? Send Siggies..............   Mark 8:34-38 And he called to him the multitude with his disciples, and said to them, "If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it;and whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of man also be ashamed, when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
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10-23-2002, 02:39 PM
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lol
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10-23-2002, 09:09 PM
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bring me a case of mountain dew and I get all excited....
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10-24-2002, 01:01 PM
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there goes that blinkin lady again.....
stop it!
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Look what the "Devil" made me do! I have lost my mind, can you help me? Send Siggies.............. Mark 8:34-38 And he called to him the multitude with his disciples, and said to them, "If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it;and whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of man also be ashamed, when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
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