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Speeding Hippie
An old hippie was speeding down a road, and suddenly a cop pulls out behind him with his lights flashing.
The old hippie instantly thinks that he can outrun the cop in his new hot-rod - so he speeds up, 100, 110… A few seconds later he thinks to himself, I'm too old for this... So he slows down and pulls off to the side of the road expecting a bad ticket. The cop walks up to the window, "You were going pretty fast huh? Tell you what it's Friday and I'm tired, if you tell me something I haven't heard before, I'll let you go with a warning." In shock, the old man thinks for a second and says, "Well officer, it's like this, my wife ran off with a Georgia Cop a few years ago, when I saw the lights, I thought you were bringing her back and I got scared." The cop said "Have a nice day sir." |
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man that was really good
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LOL!
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