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Old 05-24-2012, 07:34 PM
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With a steady walk she moved through the dark suburbs, never losing eye contact with the house. She walked past the drain where Mr.McFly was run over by the drunken bus driver, past the old willow tree where the Irish Wolfhound was taking his midnight piss, past the two bums having sex, and even past Mr and Mrs.Belk who were eating popcorn and watching the whole thing unfold.
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All of the sudden Skinny Killer woke up. He was late for work!
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"GAWD DAYMNIT" says he. It was surely going to turn out to be a good dream. His phone interrupted his sleep, it was his boss...
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:03 AM
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Skinny's boss told him he needed to come into his office and do him a favor that involved unzipping
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:05 AM
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Skinny's boss told him he needed to come into his office and do him a favor that involved unzipping
... His briefcase and emptying the contents onto the floor. However, when Skinny did , something very strange fell out of the briefcase.
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Actually, Skinny discovered that 3 items had fallen out of the briefcase: a wet cat, rubber chicken, and random pieces of the Mousetrap game.
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Old 05-25-2012, 02:44 PM
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"Uh Boss?" Skinny muttered at the sight of some incoherent items. His boss budges skinny out of the way as he quickly tries to stow the contents as quickly as he can. While his boss quickly opened the suitcase, Skinny caught sight of some more items: A battery powered drill, a pink dildo, a box of thumb tacks, and tooth paste.
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Skinny was astonished that such disgusting items were being held in his briefcase. He immediately grabbed the tooth paste and threw it out the window in disgust.
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:52 PM
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only skinny to say it was his wife briefcase and not his! his boss ask him if he really had a wife? he said he and his dead wife still have good time before going to work in the morning!!
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:08 AM
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Skinny went back to his desk to begin work. Most of his work was caught up; he had much time to work on it at home with his wife being dead and all. So he decided to check some old forums he used to go to, just for ol' times sake. To his horror, his boss had posted the whole days story for all to see.

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Skinny went to his boss to confront him, only to find Maggie risen from the ashes and sitting in his office tinkering with a small robot.
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:44 PM
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Skinny then pulled out his squirrel gun to confront Maggie, only to find that she was plotting a small robot invasion of the world.
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Old 05-27-2012, 10:48 PM
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a female coworker seen skinny come into work! as he always does so she handed skinny a cup of unknown energy drink! only to skinny shock he had rock hard all day long! and didn't do any work, but was on the phone all day at work! but all the female coworkers had a good laugh when skinny walk by them! the robot were all trash from the enticement of the energy going through skinny body

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But the geeky Maggie, still being alive and all, quickly undressed to deactivate the boner and resumed her plans.
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Old 05-28-2012, 01:53 AM
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word got around and later his boss wife over heard about it really wish to see this boner of his! so she slip him another magic energy drink without skinny even noticing it!!
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with an approximate force the size of several battalions complete with anti-everything weaponry, the skynet robots begin marching across the country killing every human in sight. Skinny is unaware, too distracted by his raging boner.
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Skinny decides he's had enough of this boner business and runs to the office bathroom to settle things down.

After slowing the blood flow, Skinny made his way out of the office and headed toward his armory to stop the robots.
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:26 PM
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Armed with bottle rockets and smoke bombs from the local fireworks store called the "Armory" he charges straight for Death-o-Matic 5000.
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Death-o-Matic 5000 saw through Skinny's clever disguise and noticed he was equipped with bottle rockets.

The machine proceeded to counteract by lighting 17 sprinklers and placing them in a fox hole nearby.
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