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Old 02-03-2008, 01:22 PM
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Biggrin Super Bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it ?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

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Old 02-03-2008, 06:58 PM
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:34 PM
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haah thats actually pretty good
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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