1 sentance per post guys!

[Chrispy]

Your mum.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

She can hardly move... She's got a severe hemorrhoid. REEEALY bad time to make "yo momma" jokes right now.

[Grenademan]

*yeah, and not to mention that those jokes are dead and buried. They were never funny to begin with!*

nd no, it was not my rumbling fart (i only unleash the silent but deadly ones) it was infact the second wave of a thousand hinds. And they were pissed.

[Sen]

A storm of Hydras pummel the forest, annihilating all the forage within seconds.

[Grenademan]

but the nearby Shilka battery accidentally began firing on their own helos, tearing them to peices.

[Sen]

Piecing the shrapnel McGyver-style, I assemble another huge sword and place it in my seemingly infinite knapsack.

[Chrispy]

We stayed in our tank for another 2 days hopefully. We weren't sure whether the Squirmingitis disease had died off in the area yet so we stood put until the next week.

We played little JO LAN games in there. But wait... all of us were so stupid to notice something:

WTF's Mstenger404?
WTF's Mstenger404?
WTF's Mstenger404?
WTF's Mstenger404?

OMFS!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

Putting on a full HAZMAT suit, I walk out of our tank, trying to look around the yellowish gas for stengie-boy, when a rogue Comanche starts firing Hydras at my direction; all Chris and front-liner could hear was explosions left and right.

[Grenademan]

"UNDER FIRE!" I said and dove under the table and cowered while Chris manned the guns.

[Sen]

Deflecting all of the Hydras, I run all the way through the forest, out of the yellow cloud to find a lost M-16, some desert eagles, a UMP, 20 satchels and a canteen filled with Powerade, all crudely marked "--te--e-4--".

[Mstenger404]

And i walk out of nowhere wearing MJOLNIR armor holding a stinger missile....

[Sen]

I scream at stenger, "GET THE HELL IN THE TANK NOW!" as 80 waves of mixed armed troops head for our heroes....

[Grenademan]

i crawl to the armoury amidst the yelling and screaming and the cries of a thousand voices as the hordes of soldiers began pouring over the hills. As i reached the armoury, I put on my marine ICS (Infantry Combat Suit - or Infantry Combat Armour) and whip out an M88 assault rifle (loaded of course). "I'LL COVER YOU!" I said as i lept out of the tank and blasted madly at the approaching horde while ~M!dn!ght$qu@11~ rushes at them with his wide variety of melee weapons. Then, Solid Snake appears out of nowhere with his theme song playing and helps us in the defence.

[Sen]

*78 waves later....*

A silence echoes through the warzone, nothing to be heard, when suddenly several faint sounds from what seemed to be a group of ICBM's started zooming down to the tank....

[Mstenger404]

with my augmented powers, multiplied by my MJOLNIR armor. I get everyone into the tank, and throw it out of the way of the missiles taking the direct hit of the rocket.

[Sen]

A medevac airship rose out and picked up the severely battered and burnt stenger, while we had to take care of ourselves in the remains of the tank.

[Chrispy]

Then the medivac was shot down so we took him in the tank where there was a med section.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

Slugging Chris in the head for the crash, I watch the radar for any more incoming enemies.

[Grenademan]

i helped out with scanning the skies. "9 o'clock, Tank, 1000" i repeated several times over. Nearly all of the south of Everon had turned into a wasteland, so i ordered in a massive airlift from a great big space battleship. "ETA 16 minutes" Came the reply...

[Chrispy]

When Russian hinds attacked us - 15:22 PM:


This was when the original tank was in position without the STENGER tank mod (which added more rooms like bathroom, armory, etc.

front-liner pwning tank (after Stenger arrived in Med Section in tank) - 13:11 PM:




Chris_OJB_DF645 --