Admits Sniffing Woman's Chair

[MERMITE]

Those from other cultures may have a problem understanding but it's just an Australian thing.

http://news.smh.com.au/world/austral...0429-29bi.html

[Sen]

O_o

[VooDoo-]

yea i don't get it

[skinny killer]

ah hum, wut?? 0_o

[Sen]

Agh, this makes less sense, now that I'm sleepier..

[Xx_jet_xX]

Hope she farted before she got up... sniff that lol.

[Hellfighter]

i hear some love to sniff women undies, but the chair is a new one

don't think there be really much to sniff, poor guy need to get marry and sniff the real thing lmfao

*still no shame in it still. maybe it the chair way it smell's like anew chair after a women use it, he like how it smell's

if i read it right it was a prank done is all

[Sen]

People and their fetishes. o-o

[MERMITE]

ok ok I had no idea their where so many PERV's on this site, last year about this time I was at my pub next to the pool, a very young "10" got up from the lounger and left,
I dropped down but was not comfortable, there was a perfume smell I liked, so sniffed and sniffed the chair, the barman called the bouncer, who at first thought me a PERV!
Both the barman and the bouncer and me were sniffing the chair for about 10 minutes
it was about an hour before lunch and nobody could I.D the perfume, but one of the barmen new where the "10" worked, at the local chemist, eventually we called her back, for a "free drink", and intel gained revelled it was....A WASHING POWDER
"SURF..top loader,.."vanilla and black orchid" flavour....wow!, ^%$%^%^%^!!!!
amazing what you can get out of a white bikini, you don't really want to have your togs washed in this the ragheads would smell you for miles, anyway I didn't get any for her indoors, but did take the misses for a drink....lol

Mother's Day Date in Different Countries

United States: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Australia: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Belgium: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Brazil: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Canada: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Denmark: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Finland: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Germany: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Greece: Second Sunday in the month of May.

India: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Italy: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Japan: Second Sunday in the month of May.

New Zealand: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Singapore: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Turkey: Second Sunday in the month of May.

United Kingdom/England: Mother's Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.

France: First Sunday in June or last Sunday in May

Much of South America (as well as Mexico), Bahrain, Malaysia, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates: May 10

Mexico: - May 8

Albania: - March 8

Russia: - November 28

Poland: - May 26

Indonesia: - December 22

Egypt: - March 21

Norway: - February 13

Thailand: Birthday of Queen Sirikit Kitiyakara - August 12

Sweden: Last Sunday in May

Lebanon: First day of Spring

Norway: The second Sunday in February

Austria, Hong Kong, Netherlands, Taiwan, Hungary, Portugal, South Africa, Spain: First Sunday in May

Antwerp (Belgium), Costa Rica: Assumption day - August 15

Argentina: The Día de la Madre - The second or third Sunday in October

[Guest001]

Originally Posted by MERMITE

Those from other cultures may have a problem understanding but it's just an Australian thing.

http://news.smh.com.au/world/austral...0429-29bi.html

How you find this stuff is a credit to you, though I think the Poms invented it.

[Guest001]

Originally Posted by MERMITE

ok ok I had no idea their where so many PERV's on this site, last year about this time I was at my pub next to the pool, a very young "10" got up from the lounger and left,
I dropped down but was not comfortable, there was a perfume smell I liked, so sniffed and sniffed the chair, the barman called the bouncer, who at first thought me a PERV!
Both the barman and the bouncer and me were sniffing the chair for about 10 minutes
it was about an hour before lunch and nobody could I.D the perfume, but one of the barmen new where the "10" worked, at the local chemist, eventually we called her back, for a "free drink", and intel gained revelled it was....A WASHING POWDER
"SURF..top loader,.."vanilla and black orchid" flavour....wow!, ^%$%^%^%^!!!!
amazing what you can get out of a white bikini, you don't really want to have your togs washed in this the ragheads would smell you for miles, anyway I didn't get any for her indoors, but did take the misses for a drink....lol

Mother's Day Date in Different Countries

United States: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Australia: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Belgium: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Brazil: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Canada: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Denmark: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Finland: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Germany: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Greece: Second Sunday in the month of May.

India: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Italy: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Japan: Second Sunday in the month of May.

New Zealand: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Singapore: Second Sunday in the month of May.

Turkey: Second Sunday in the month of May.

United Kingdom/England: Mother's Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.

France: First Sunday in June or last Sunday in May

Much of South America (as well as Mexico), Bahrain, Malaysia, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates: May 10

Mexico: - May 8

Albania: - March 8

Russia: - November 28

Poland: - May 26

Indonesia: - December 22

Egypt: - March 21

Norway: - February 13

Thailand: Birthday of Queen Sirikit Kitiyakara - August 12

Sweden: Last Sunday in May

Lebanon: First day of Spring

Norway: The second Sunday in February

Austria, Hong Kong, Netherlands, Taiwan, Hungary, Portugal, South Africa, Spain: First Sunday in May

Antwerp (Belgium), Costa Rica: Assumption day - August 15

Argentina: The Día de la Madre - The second or third Sunday in October

May looks like it's dropping down off the sentence line. Optical illusion or just me.

[MERMITE]

Stop dodging stompem, what you getting your Mum this mothers day??????

[Guest001]

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[Xx_jet_xX]

In other words a flower for the grave.

I stopped getting family cards and crap when they stopped doing the same for me. think that was 20+ years ago. ofcourse they dont get each other anything either. we dont celebrate holidays of that nature. birthdays are for the kids, and x-mass is always a catastrophe.

[Guest001]

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[MERMITE]

I'm sorry for you stompem, me like wise, and I'm sure Xx_jet_xX can make a change or even pick a fight when he wants too, it's never to late to say hi!

The problem is, eternal vigilance does mean eternal defense and that can wear any man down

[MERMITE]

I'll take those flowers from you 2 lads says Mermite your new Mother of all #$%%$$^&$&*^&*&

[Guest001]

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[Guest001]

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[Xx_jet_xX]

first sentance was directed towards you about placing a flower on your mother grave. it was stating giving respect.

the second paragraph was all about me and nothing to do with you.