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Old 09-09-2004, 10:14 AM
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Biggrin FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE: A to Z

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE: A to Z

a.. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject.

b.. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

c.. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

d.. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

e.. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

f.. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

g.. Free people do not ask permission to bear arms.

h.. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

i.. Those who trade liberty for security have neither- 60,000,000 Citizens were exterminated by their own governments in the 20th century.... will the 21st be any better???

j.. The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.

k.. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

l.. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

m.. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

n.. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.

o.. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.

p.. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

q.. 911 - government sponsored Dial a Prayer.

r.. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

s.. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

t.. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.

u.. Only a government that is afraid of it's citizens tries to control them.

v.. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

w.. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.

x.. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

y.. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.

z.. "...a government by the people, for the people..."
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Old 09-09-2004, 01:27 PM
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:18 AM
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I could not agree more Stalker!!!!

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Old 10-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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Ever notice how many politicians and actors in favor of a total ban on guns, turn out to have guns? (Or in Rosie's case, bodyguards with guns.)
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Old 10-31-2004, 10:18 PM
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Amen Stalker. thats the truth. The Clintons and Gore and a few other politicians have already said when not if but when they take the guns. ever heard of the baltomore search and seisures during the Clinton adminastration? they cordened off a 6 block area and went from house to house. said it was a drug raid or some other crap. but went to every house in that 6 block area and confiscated all rifles pistols shotguns and ammo.and the only drugs they found was a few pounds of grass and a pile of crack the size of a pack of ciggeratts .and can you tell me who the Clintons support as president? Senator Kerry. and Kerry said off the record that if he got in he was going to tax the crap out of all guns and ammo.
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