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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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I've learned to just smile and say "I love you just the way you are, you're perfect !"
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Quote:
your so lucky, last time my girl friend came at me with a loaded shotgun and said "don't tell me you forgot what day it is?" i ran like hell and came back like 3hrs gave her something costly!
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yep
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yea will they got something right
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First to post 2013
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LOL grrr
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heeeheeheeheheheheh
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I was last to post in 2012 as well! LOL LOL LOL
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he got game on the mind
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i like carrots
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Nice pool!
I'm subscribed now TY HF |
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I love spamming
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Spam ?
I love ! Especially with mayo ! Fried ! With cheese! ... and a big ole Mater !
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but but but, i like MYY spam, not that spam lol
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Dave! I've not talked to you in a long time!
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Hey Skinny!
Good to see ya again !
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Skinny i dont even exist to you anymore!! grrr! Im still here!
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