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Old 06-27-2005, 07:51 PM
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After a long night of making love, A young man notices a photo of another man on his date's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:53 PM
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thats old and sick
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Old 06-27-2005, 08:06 PM
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Old 06-27-2005, 08:17 PM
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what about that kid you have spazin out
below ur sig or is that your sig
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Old 06-27-2005, 08:58 PM
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no thats a dude spazzin out
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Old 06-27-2005, 09:24 PM
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Old 06-27-2005, 09:27 PM
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mention the word spaz and he takes it out hehehehehehehehe....
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Old 06-27-2005, 09:30 PM
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actually i never really knew it worked. It showed up on my comp as a little x and i thought it was a broken link and i never rally wanted it to work
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:30 AM
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actually i never really knew it worked. It showed up on my comp as a little x and i thought it was a broken link and i never rally wanted it to work
to be honest with you... I felt sorry for the guy constantly moving around like that,never being able to sleep or go take a wiz...
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Old 06-28-2005, 03:47 AM
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