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Old 02-28-2009, 09:30 PM
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i invinted a new word..


i have coined a new word / term

well here it is the word to explain
well men have Testicles and well women do not
but what they do have i call them "Chesticles"

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Old 02-28-2009, 10:34 PM
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you do know some women have both of them! what would they call them?
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Old 02-28-2009, 11:06 PM
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you do know some women have both of them! what would they call them?
those are called... morphadites
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Old 02-28-2009, 11:12 PM
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you see j Lame o on the tonight show last week
with Jennifer Love Hewitt she was going to do some pushups
and she got on her knee's and started to do the pushups and the camera
angle was just right for a few moments and ole j lame o
said something about the cleavage and she made an adjustment on her low cut
blouse and that was the end of that shot...j ruined it for everyone...
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Old 02-28-2009, 11:56 PM
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yea right on both counts

if i ever ran into a morphadites! i don't know what i would do? maybe run for the hills knowing me
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Old 03-01-2009, 12:05 AM
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yea right on both counts

if i ever ran into a morphadites! i don't know what i would do? maybe run for the hills knowing me
shouldnt be going to those kind of places
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Old 03-01-2009, 04:31 AM
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I thought they were called Hermaphrodites.
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