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uhhh...JOKES Anyone?
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand
up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." =========================================== Teacher : If you had 50 cents in one pocket and you asked your dad for another 50 cents, what would you have? Pupil : 50 cents Teacher : You obviously don't know how to add. Pupil : You obviously don't know my dad!!! =========================================== (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both. (After another wait, the boy comes back again) Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God? =========================================== While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." =========================================== A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. "Six please," said the blonde, "I can't finish twelve." =========================================== Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. =========================================== |
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lmfao, some good ones in there
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thanks
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