tarzan and jane.

[sparks]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle
kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company,
and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.

Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of
this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she
came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan
vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She
watched in awe for a while.

Finally, overcome by this display of animal
passion Jane came out into the open and offered
herself to him. As she reclined on the wild
grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big
kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What
the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."

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LMAO again very funny sparks and keep 'em coming bro!!!!

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