Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-07-2008, 05:24 PM
bigsmellyfart is offline bigsmellyfart
bigsmellyfart's Avatar
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,156

Smile The Shower



A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she ge ts to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
__________________
AMD 1st Gen RYZEN Threadripper 1920X 12-Core / 24 Threads 3.5 GHz Socket sTR4
128 GB DDR4 ram
2X MSI Radeon RX 580 DirectX 12 RX 580 ARMOR 8G OC 8GB 256-Bit GDDR5 PCI Express x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card
14TB 7200 rpm HDD
LG 16x blue ray R/W Drive
-----------------------------------

CHEVRON 7 Unlocked
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-07-2008, 07:51 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
what a free show! i got to remember that one.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-08-2008, 11:02 AM
ShArP is offline ShArP
ShArP's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Posts: 6,790

Send a message via ICQ to ShArP Send a message via AIM to ShArP Send a message via MSN to ShArP
lol n1

__________________
Steam Username = BMY61

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-08-2008, 07:52 PM
Chrispy is offline Chrispy

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Peria, New Zealand
Posts: 6,770

Send a message via MSN to Chrispy Send a message via Yahoo to Chrispy
Nice.

Chris
__________________
Intel Core Duo E7300 2.66GHz // SuperTalent DDR2 800 2GB // ASUS nVidia GeForce 8400GS 512MB // Western Digital 7200RPM 320GB SATA // LG GH-20LS 20X SATA DVD-RAM // Windows XP Pro 32-bit // Thermaltake XP550 NP 430W // Thermaltake SOPRANO SECC Black
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-08-2008, 08:45 PM
bigsmellyfart is offline bigsmellyfart
bigsmellyfart's Avatar
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,156

where i work theres this oriental lady sits at the work bench across
from me and is endowed with a 14 point
rack and i love it when she leans over...
__________________
AMD 1st Gen RYZEN Threadripper 1920X 12-Core / 24 Threads 3.5 GHz Socket sTR4
128 GB DDR4 ram
2X MSI Radeon RX 580 DirectX 12 RX 580 ARMOR 8G OC 8GB 256-Bit GDDR5 PCI Express x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card
14TB 7200 rpm HDD
LG 16x blue ray R/W Drive
-----------------------------------

CHEVRON 7 Unlocked
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How to take a shower: Men vs Women teej Humor & Jokes 5 02-02-2007 07:27 PM
getting a shower head to use in the US-Army [True] Hellfighter Humor & Jokes 8 09-22-2006 10:57 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:53 AM.




Powered by vBulletin®