A Frenchman, a Canadian and a Texan

[Scott]

A Frenchman, a Canadian and a Texan are in a bar talking about how they celebrate their respctive independance dasy.

The Canadian says: "Well, we just go down to the Saint Johns River and have a nice picnic, we play Canadian rules football, then at dark we lay on a blanket and watch fireworks until dawn."

The Frenchman says: "I take my woman and we go down to zee Seine River and we also have a picnic and when dark comes we have a nice meal of wine, French bread and cheese, then I make love to my woman."

The Texan pulls out a gun, shoots the Frenchman and the Canadian then shouts, "WoooHooo, it don't get no better than this!"