the confessional

[bigsmellyfart]

A priest joined a local parish and one day Father phillips
asked the priest " Watch ehe Confessional while I goto the market
for bread and wine for the sacrement table.

well father phillips was gone a while so the priest got a call from the hospital and had to
leave. he didnt want to leave the confessional unattended so he went outside and found a policeman on the street corner
and asked to watch the confessional till he got back... the policeman said i dont know anything
about this stuff.. the priest said oh its easy theres a template on the door with sins on the left side and penance on the right

the policeman wasnt in hte confesional very long when a man enters the other side and says
"forgive me father for I have sined and its been 3 months since my last confesion"
the policeman says "what have we done my son"
the man says "I have commited adultry father"
so the policeman finds it on the list and says say seven hail mary's and your sins wil be forgiven

after the man left a young woman entered and said "forgive me father for I have sined and its been 3 weeks since my last confesion"
the policeman says and what have we done young lady
she replied " i gave my boyfriend a blow job"
the policeman looks on the list and couldnt find Blow job so he cracks open the door and see's an alter boy walking
by and says the alter boy " pssssst what does the father give for a blow job..?"
the alterboy replied " 2 butterfingers and a Hug "

[Jeff]

hahahahahahahaha!

[Lucky]

LOL!