Only Iraq Joke I Know

[I.P.C.JPP88L]

ENGLISH,SCOTSMAN AN IRISH MAN ALL CAUGHT IN FIRST GULF WAR IN A SAUDI OIL EXECative CAR PARK,SADDAM SAYS I WILL GIVE YOU ALL A CHANCE FOR FREEDOM BEING A FAIR MAN MYSELF(YEAH!,YEAH!,YEAH!, ,YOU CAN HAVE A CHOISE OUT OF ANY OF THESE EXEacTIVES CAR YOUR TROOPS ARE ONLY 3 MILES AT THE BORDER DOWN THIS STRAIGHT ROAD.ALL THE SOLDIERS AGREE TO IT.THE ENGLISHMAN SAYS HE WILL GO FIRST HE CHOOSES A ASTON MARTIN OF COURSE,SADDAM SAYS TO HIM IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE BORDER YOUR FREE,SO IN JUMPS THE ENGLISH MAN AND OFF DOWN THE ROAD HE GOES.JUST AS HE's APPROACHING THE BOARDER AND CAN SEE ALL HIS TROOPS AMASSED THERE UP POPS A CHOPPER FIREs A FEW MISSLES AND HES BLOWN OFF THE ROAD!!!!,ANYWAY NEXT IS THE SCOTTS MANS GO,"SPEED I NEED SPEED"HE SAYS SO JUMPS INTO A LAMBOUGINE,OFF DOWN THE ROAD HE GOES 170MPH,GETS TO AROUND THE SAME PLACE BUT THEN A CHOPPER POPS UP AND BLOWS HIM AWAY,"RIGHT SAYS THE IRISHMAN GIMMI 4 SPINGS AN A DONALD DUCK MASK"SADDAM SCRATCHES HIS HEAD SAYS OK.BOING BOING DOWN THE ROAD GOES THE IRISHMAN GETS TO THE SAME PLACE AS THE OTHERS ,CHOPPERS COME FIRES ALL AT HIM JUST CAN'T HIT HIM DOES IT ALL WAY to own lines SAFE SADDAM AN HIS MEN ARE there already waiting BUT ASKS HIM HOW HE DONE IT "THAT WAS EASY SAID THE IRISHMAN I USED THE 4 SPRUNG DUCK TECNIQUE"

[Mstenger404]

i dont get it, sorta

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